I live with a self-righteous brick wall of a mother. it wasn’t even worth trying to talk to her about last night. such bullshit.
you know what’s fun? your mom screaming at you and then shoving you off the front step when you have a pan of boiling sugar in your hand. no, really, it was great. oh and you know what?? you should then corner me in the back room and scream at me some more. that’ll fix me. good job.
she’s right. she deserves better than me. I burned the fucking sugar. I should really just run my stupid ass straight into hell because she doesn’t deserve my bullshit. you’re right, ma. thanks for reminding me.
makes my fucking day.
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
(Source: ourbedroomafterthewar)
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
(the opposite of Albinism)
Gorgeous.
But that snake… holy crap it’s beautiful.